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193. Nhà vua tai lừa thế kỷ 20.


Ngày xửa ngày xưa ... vào thế kỷ 20, có một triều vua rất là quái gỡ... Nhà vua có rất nhiều bí mật xấu xa, bẩn thỉu nhưng lúc nào cũng tìm cách dấu diếm. Điển hình là nhà vua có một đôi tai của con lừa, cái con vật vừa ngu vừa xuẩn... Nhà vua rất sợ có người đời sau biết chuyện của mình nên tìm cách giết hết những ai biết các bí mật của Ngài. Ngài bắt tất cả thần dân phải thờ phụng ngài ngay từ lúc ngài còn sống. Những câu khẩu hiệu “Triều đại Vô địch Muôn năm” “Nhà vua muôn năm” được giăng đầy thôn làng, ngõ xóm. Ngài bắt tất cả các hoạ sĩ, nhiếp ảnh gia phải vẽ, phải chụp cho ngài những bức ảnh đẹp nhất và bảo đó là hình của ngài mặc dù ngay cả nó không giống ngài. Ngài bắt các nhà văn, nhà thơ thuộc hàng hay nhất, viết sách, làm thơ ca tụng ngài. Ngay bản thân ngài, dù không viết gì được là bao, cũng viết những cuốn sách ca tụng bản thân mình, và bắt cả người lớn lẫn trẻ em học. Ngài mau chóng trở thành thần tượng của cả dân tộc...

Đám quan lại triều đình thì dựa vào thế của Ngài mà bóc lột dân chúng tàn tệ. Hễ ai nói xấu Ngài hay chế độ là chúng nó cắt lưỡi, hoặc cho đi học tập cải tạo. Dân chúng thì ngày càng nghèo mà bọn quan lại tham ô thì ngày càng giàu sang tột đỉnh. Càng giàu sang, bọn chúng càng ra sức bảo vệ cho ông vua tai lừa của chúng. Mà chẳng hiểu sao cái tai ông vua to thế nhưng gần như bị điếc vì chẳng hề nghe dân kêu ca chi cả... Sau này thì người ta mới biết rằng vì cố gắng che dấu cái xấu xa của mình, nhà vua dùng cái khăn choàng, che mất hai cái tai thành ra sức nghe của Ngài rất yếu.



Hàng tháng, vua tai lừa đều kêu thợ vào hớt tóc. Và để cho an toàn, nhà vua chỉ kêu đúng một gã thợ cạo. Gã thợ hớt tóc cho Ngài vì thế được phong làm quan to, nghe đâu tới chức bộ trưởng. Tuy gã biết được cái bí mật của nhà vua nhưng gã không bao giờ dám nói ra. Những đám quan lại khác cũng ít nhiều biết được cái giả dối của triều vua lừa này nhưng vì quyền lợi và địa vị, chúng vẫn ra sức cổ vũ: “Triều đại Vô địch Muôn năm” ,“Nhà vua muôn năm”. Gã thợ hớt tóc thì khác hơn một chút. Cứ hàng tháng gã lại phải thấy cái tai lừa dơ dáy trước mắt nên cái bực tức ngày càng dâng cao trong lòng làm gã không thể nhịn thêm được. Như một quả bóng căng đầy, gã muốn tìm một ai đó để giải bày cái bí mật của nhà vua nhưng gã không hề dám vì nói ra như thế thì không những gã sẽ bị mất chức mà còn bay đầu, hoặc ít nhất cũng đi cải tạo vài chục năm.

Thế rồi cái gì đến phải đến. Một ngày kia, gã thợ hớt tóc đi vào rừng, đào một cái hố... Gã thợ hớt tóc vục đầu xuống hố kể cho quả đất nghe câu chuyện về cái tai lừa của nhà vua: “Nhà vua có cái tai lừa.” Kể xong, như trút được gánh nặng, hắn lấp đất rồi đi về nhà, người nhẹ nhõm. Hắn cũng không ngờ rằng quả đất là một người đàn bà cho nên cái bí mật mà hắn kể được quả đất kể lại cho cỏ cây. Rồi cỏ cây kể chuyện cho gió. Gió tò mò đem chuyện về hỏi nhà vua, rồi lại kể cho muôn dân. Nhà vua sau khi biết được rằng thần dân cả nước đều biết cái tẩy của mình, xấu hổ bao trùm lên người Ngài. Mặt mày đỏ phừng phừng, ngài chỉ vào gã thợ cạo:

- Tại sao mày dám nói xấu ta, nói sai quan điểm mà ta đã dạy... Quân đâu, đem hắn nhốt vào nhà lao chờ ta...

Vì giận quá, lông lá trong người Ngài bỗng nhiên mọc ra đầy, Hai cái tai lừa to tướng chui ra khỏi cái khăn choàng... Ngài bỏ hai tay lên mặt đất và chỉ sau một giây, ngài hoàn toàn trở thành một con lừa.

Bọn quan lại lúc đó mới hoảng hốt nhận ra là mình đang thờ một con lừa, vội vàng trở mặt. Chúng nó dắt con lừa đem vào chuồng ngựa ... rồi tung hô gã thợ cạo thành người anh hùng dân tộc....

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List of Vietnamese fairy tales

Vietnamese  fairy tales includes many stories as Tam and Cam; So Dua; Hundred – knot- bamboo tree... which were spread in folk. Each stories has  its own meaning. I think I can not translate exactly each word into english but I will try my best to convey its meaning to you. Hope you like them!

So dua - Coconut boy

Once upon a time, there in a village had a couple who worked as servants for a landlord. Although they were over fifty years old, they had ever not had a child. They were sad about that, but they had never given up to dream about a child. One day, it's a very hot day, when the wife was working in the field and felt very thirsty. She seeked for water, but she didn't see any but a little water in a skull which was in a hole beside an ancient tree. She had no choice but to drink it. Right the moment she drank, the feeling of cold water running from her throat to her stomach made her felt very comfortable. As a magic, she was pregnant after that short time. Then, the husband died before he got the happiness looking his child be born. After nine months and ten days, the wife gave birth a son but he didn't look like any child on the world. He had no feet, no leg, and even no body. He just had a head with full of eyes, nose, ear, hair and mouth on it. He didn't ugly but was ...

Wishing pearl

De was a young boy. His parent was servants of a landlord. Every morning, De led landlord’s cattle to meadow and brought them back at nightfall. De used to be excited in playing with his fellows and when he was in his game he didn’t care anything. Many times the cattle he herded ate rice on field and the owners used to beat him pained but he still left cattle and joined in his fellows. One normal day, he and his fellows had a swimming competition. An award was given to the winner that he couldn’t refuse. Therefore, he participated in the competition and left his cattle on a wild hill. They swam and dived in water until noon and when they walked on ground, a cow had disappeared. The cow belonged to no one but his master. Children separated to find the cow but the cow seemed to vanish they couldn’t find it. Sun was going to down, children made their ways to home they left De staying at there. Day stayed at there alone crying. After that, he fell in sleep. Latter, he was woken up b...

The tale of watermelon

Once  upon a time, a young man whose name was Mai An  Tiem   was a slave. He was sold to a King named Hung   Vuong . Mai An   Tiem   was clever, he   learned   vietnamese   language very fast.   Futher , he knew so many stories, places and could do everything so good so he was liked by Hung   Vuong   very much that wherever Hung   Vuong   had come he also came with him. Three years later, he was Hung   Vuong   let to become a noble and was stayed in a building near the castle. Besides, Hung   Vuong   made his daughter become his wife.  Mai An   Tiem   now had wife, a five-year-old son, servants and assets. He seemed to lack nothing. Although he had never been arrogant people still were jealous with his his luck. vietnamesefairytales.blogspot.com One day, people who were participating in a party complimented as much as they could but he only said: “That because of ...

Thanh Giong

Once  upon a time, a woman was old but she had not given birth a child. One day, when she went to her field, she saw a stranger footsore on the ground. The big footsore made her surprise and said: “omg, this footsore is so big” the she put her foot into the footsore. More 9 months later, she gave birth to a little boy named Giong. The boy was extraordinary that he was over three years old but had not spoken. He only knew lying and smiling. vietnamesefairytales.blogspot.com That year, the enemies they were known An planed to attack the country of the boy. They were merciless. Wherever they had gone, houses were ruined, fields were fired, people were killed. The sight behind them is mess of corpse and blood and ashes.The King was worry he forced his servants to look for person who could fight against the enemies.  One day, a servent went to Giong’s village while the woman was holding the boy in her arms, she said sadly that: “Giong, I wonder that when you hav...

Tu Thuc and wonderland

A  boy, named Tu Thuc, lived in Tran dynasty. He was offspring of a mandarin and was taught carefully. When he was 20 years old, he got passed all contests the king organized. So, he was appointed to be district mandarin. Not like other mandarins he liked freedom, hated rules. He also didn’t like to swarm others. He liked to drink, do poetry and go sightseeing. A large temple stood in the area he managed. Peonies were grown in temple’s garden and they bloomed in every January that was also the time the temple had a Buddhist festival. Many people from anywhere gathered at there as the festival started. Tu Thuc had heard about the festival and wanted to go to there one time. He put on normal clothes that helped him not to be realized by others. He went alone to the temple. That time, Buddhism was national religion of the country so monks were people who had high positions. Monks set a rule that anyone who picked up flowers or broke boughs would be paid for that and if they ha...

Danh sách truyện cổ tích việt nam

Dưới  đây là những câu truyện cổ tích chắc có lẽ chỉ quen thuộc với mọi người. Bởi lẽ, ngày nay chúng ta đã quá quen với các phương tiện giải trí khác như smart phone, internet có thể dễ dàng cập nhật những bộ phim hay, trò chơi điện tử hấp dẫn. Những câu truyện cổ tích vì vậy không còn quá nhiều sức hấp dẫn đối với chúng ta. Tuy nhiên, mỗi câu chuyện ở đây đều mang trong mình một ý nghĩa riêng. Nếu bạn là người yêu thích những thứ liên quan tới văn hóa dân gian Việt nam; từng một lần ghé qua đây, hãy đọc những câu chuyện dưới đây và nhận lấy cho mình một ý nghĩa trong mỗi câu chuyện dưới đây.

My Chau and Trong Thuy

Once upon a time, there had a king, named An Duong Vuong. After many years fighting, he get a large area. The king planed to build a castle but whenever it had been built as tall as a men’s height then it was ruined. The king was unhappy. Therefore, the king had made an altar to pray God for few days until an early morning, a old man from seaside went to talk him God Turtle was going come to help him. The king was very happy and forced soldiers to wait on the seaside. The next day, in the water appeared a big gold turles toward seaside. The soldiers invited God Turtle to set sat on a big gold platter and brought to the king. The God Turtle told the king that the castle couldn’t have finished because of demons. God Turtle helped the king to kill the demons so all demons was killed. Besides, the God Turtle help the king design a castle look like a seashell with many gate levels. Half a month later, the castle had been finished. The king was very pleased but a little worry. He a...

The tale of tiger

Once  upon a time, there had an angle in heaven. The angle’s name was Pham Nhi. Strong and combative were the words used to describe him. Things as moving mountain, filling sea, pushing ancient tree were normal things he used to do. His ability had surpassed almost other angles including generals in heaven. Pham Nhi always had things to do he used to find the strong to have a fight. But, they avoided them because there had had many strong angles who were knocked out after one punch. He became haughty when very few people dared to accept his challenge. He thought that generals   who servanted the king weren’t as strong as him that his name spread more largely than them. But, the king seemed not to pay attention to him. Instead of inviting him to castle and giving him a worthy position, the king did nothing. Then, he turned much haughty, not respecting his king. He thought that he could replace his king, ruling the heaven. Therefore, he gathered others to fight agai...